v r the lawyers 4 this divorce...!!!

Its about the relationship between a man(client) and his wife(TG). They've agreed to meet in a restaurant. The man's feeling perfectly happy, until the woman makes a painful announcement: she wants a divorce. In the course of their conversation she makes it clear to him why she is leaving him. And he makes it very clear that he doesn't have an empathic bone in his body. At the end of the movie the woman walks away disappointed but determined. The man stays behind alone.

My uncle's son's wife's brothers's brother in law's son's BIG fat Indian Wedding.....:P

The topic may sound cheeeeeesy... but trust me, the images below are real goood insights to what happens in a typical "Hamare yahan di shaadi"...Hats off to the HT team for this....

njoyyyy

Theres a Akhbar Birbal story. Its said that Birbal's daughter's wedding was on the cards. Due to which Birbal was tensed...

Akhbar asked: " Whats the issue Birbal? Why u sooo tensed???"

Birbal: "Jahanpanah, you dont know abour marwari weddings. Its like how much ever you do, you will always receive critisisms!!!"

Akhbar: "Birbal, dont worry... Let me do the arrangements my way. I can guarantee you that there wont b any complains!!!"

Birbal: "Pls Jahanpanah, dont take this as a challenge. Trust me its impossible."

Akhbar refused to budge down.

The wedding was one of the most grand anyone could have ever seen... Best of the cuisines, musicians, performers.

He imported special Persian vases in which were filled with sweets 24 X 7, the guests were well escorted with luxurious pomp & style.

But, while leaving 2 female relatives of the groom were talking to each other which Akhbar over heard.

Those 2: "Dont know why the king was sooo stingy on the sweets. He has deliberately kept those sweets in the vases so that one cant take hand full of it.... huh!!!"

Akhbar was stunned by that remark. After that when he disclosed this to Birbal; Birbal smiled n said.

Birbal: "Didn't I say Jahanpanah its impossible to make the groom's big family happy...!!!"

Akhbar: "I agree!!!"

Well the moral of the story is not that Marwari wedding is some impossible task. But across India what we Indians are good at is finding faults, criticising & showing other people down... Its jus our attitude or rather our way of living...:)

Advt & Media industry ke common dialogue & funde

Below are some really interesting "verbatims" from apna industry public. 3 yrs in to this industry, these are the most common ones that i have come across... pls comment n add from ur side toooo!!!

- “Pak gaya hu re!!! same client, same public, same kaam; har roz ki mach mach...”
- “Planning to quit yaar. Ek agency mein kitna rehneka??? Networking bada hona chahiye; then only you will grow.”
- “Apna industry hi thakela hai…Chumma (bangalore way of sayin 'SIMPLY') u work soo much & get paid peanuts…”
- “Abe yaar koi opening ho to bol re…yahan mazza nahi hai re…too much of politics!!!”
- “Ek baar recession jaane de; I will be the first to put papers!!!”
- “Pehle achha tha; media party, gifts aur sab…Ab to mushkil se FPC bhi nahi aata, gift to durr ki baat hai…”
- “Mera boss is a slimy one; if I do better than him & showcase it to super boss he gives all teamwork n gyaan, but when he does it, its all ‘I did not show interest, passion, responsibility & bull shit…”
- “My biggest issue is that I cant explain anyone what I do basically!!!”
- “Bolne ko 5 days working hai re!!! either u work ur backlog every Saturday or if u r free than client / ops guy calls u at his own convenience to report some issue with the campaign.”
- “Client side jaane mein issue hai re…sirf media manager ka profile hai…thoda aur market knowledge, brand knowledge hota to branding side bhi ho sakta tha!!!”
- “Ghar par time spend nahi hota re…udhar bhi much much hai…”
- “Boss this is not my JOB... don’t pull me into unnecessary mess yaar…I anyways have too much on my plate…”
- “My boss asks me what I do whole day??? Abe hazaar kaam beech mein hote hai re, sab ka hisaab rakhu kya??? Kabhi kabar kuch miss ho jaata hai …”
- “Lets see how the appraisal goes??? I wish achha bonus mile…”
- “U know u guys are lucky. When we used to work our boss used to make us cry…thoda dedication laao yaar…tume logo sirf 6 months hue hai. This the time to slog buddy…”
- “My boss never needed to tell me to sit after hours n finish the job…it was sheer passion…These new kids are thinking this job as 9 to 5!!!”
- “Abe that guy is a permanent furniture in that agency…even if it shuts down he wont leave…Isliye usko koi bhaav nahi hai…Always show that u have a better market value…”
- “Koi learning as such nahi hai… bored of the brand yaar…”
- “This is his ex brand re… that’s y he will interfere a lot in ur work…don’t take it personally re... apne senior ko bol…”
- “That client is an ex media guy himself…that’s y he is soo finicky…”
- “Y everytime its my mistake only???”
- “This agency is bit formal in nature; u need to learn some protocols here… Its unlike ur old agency…U can't talk like that, u better know the difference between ur peers & seniors!!!”
- “Clients expect us to stick on deadlines!!! But do they ever revert on deadlines for approvals, or queries???”
- “From next month I m for sure going to join gym…”
- “I enjoy theatre, but apne job mein time kidhar hai yaar…pura week kaaam…”
- “Arrey yaar our boss doesn’t stand for us. Client itna stinker nahi deta hai, jitna apna boss.”
- ”U r lucky re, tera boss spends time with u , stands for u n helps u out. Idhar to test tube baby jaisa lagta hai”
- Weekend kaise nikla??? Pata hi nahi chala re”