Wednesday, December 27, 2006

gaining d lost existence

I have long since stopped shouting for justice.
I have long since stopped shouting my innocence.
I have stopped shouting, I have lost the ability,
Because shouting is for the alive and I am dead
in every sense.

I have no wish to live.
I have no desire to die.
My existence is that of a leaf,
A leaf which is now dry.

All emotions I have long forgotten.
Ideals I’ve stopped believing in.
Truth is just a fallacy.
For me believing is a sin.

I am a puppet without strings,
For me my family is long since dead.
I had to push my love away,
Because in me new feelings of hope she bred.

I used to be a man of substance
Everything I did was true.
I laugh at those times now.
What else can I even do?

I was a man of integrity
One whose ideals could never shake.
They broke me, raped me, murdered me,
They robbed me of my faith.

Two days ago they sentenced me to death,
After fourteen years of living in this hole.
But they can only kill my physical self,
Because they have long since killed my soul.

(not b y me.....Thanx a ton Venky; 4 this.....)

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Beware of ma fraaandshippppp !!!!!

Never expect those asinine "friendship" poems with decent intentions from me, as they never actually come close to reality? Anywayz, here's a collection of promises that actually speak of ma friendship.....>>>>

1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused - I will use little words.

7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

Coffee with Gutter

gr8 execution... n gr8 idea....
only one question !!!!!
wat bout the aroma?????
hmmmm it smells fishy!!!

what is ADVERTISING?????

dont expect a Kotlerish or any academic definition.....

this straight out of ma mind....

Its simply like; theres a hot chick standin @ a bus stop.... the bus is gonna arrive in some 30 secs. all u hv, is only tht much time, not only to get her attention n impress her; but also to hv a good recall in her memory.

To elaborate on it.
---> The time left for bus arrival is directly proportionate to the size of the client, as in the bigger ur client more time left for arrival.

---> Its proved in media tht longer duration u r present on any medium ur GRPs may reduce... to avoid tht its essential to b extremely appealing. thts the work of an Account planner to tell u wat to do or rather say....

---> The Creative dept. work is how to do n in wat way !!!!!!

---> Media Planner will let u know when is the rite time n rite place... {as in, when will she look @ u, not only tht also the prime location (standing jus besides her)} to impress her.

---> And yes, lets not 4get the Servicing ppl... After all, whom did u think did the research work, n said u abt her likes, dislikes; said the account planner wat has been said to her till now n wats her reaction to them; informed the creative how she like the things to b said and at last to the media planner,,, which bus she catches n at wat time.