Monday, November 26, 2007

GREEN (Pieces???)


Excellent idea!!! A basin sink to a russian roulette
The headlines goes like:
Many of the things you throw into your sink end up killing nature.

Tuesday, October 02, 2007

Wat lies beneath!!????


This is a UNICEF campaign... its for asking financial help for the people of Kashmir who have been victim of an earthquake... Posters were kept in the cold storage between the stacks of frozen food.... Amazing idea.....!!!!

rip off effect

tooo gud innovation.. to show d rip off effect d pic is stuck to d previous page at some points.... perfect bang on effect. btw, jus a thought, wat if a waxing brand had done d inovation...... yiiiiikkkeeeeeeessss.....

doodh dooodh dooodh dooodh




the Chile version of got milk campaign... seems more to be an answer i.e. 'yo tomo = i drink'.

Indeed!!! Change is good ;)









It all started with Jet putting up its hoarding during Air Sahara deal. The kingfisher hoarding was put up the next day instantly... Result; Jet removed its hoarding the next day, leaving everyone clueless wat kingfisher is sayin...

Its there, now its isnt????























Excellent piece of ooh execution. An artificial stain placed strategically to drive the message...
it says 'it comes out this fast'

Friday, August 17, 2007

(omnipresence, omnipotent, omniscience) < ME

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Ankesh has allowed to live.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Ankesh.

Ankesh counted to infinity - twice.

When Ankesh does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

Ankesh doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Ankesh gave Mona Lisa that smile.

Ankesh can slam a revolving door.

There are no races, only countries of people Ankesh has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

Ankesh's house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

Ankesh can divide by zero.

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Ankesh turnaround kick.

When taking the GRE, write "Ankesh" for every answer. You will score over 1600.

Ankesh has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

Ankesh grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Ankesh"

Ankesh can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

Ankesh doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

It takes Ankesh 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Ankesh kicked one of the corners off.

Ankesh once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

James Cameron wanted Ankesh to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Thousands of years ago Ankesh came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decedents now have white hair.

Ankesh does not sleep. He waits.

Ankesh once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Ankesh does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Ankesh goes killing.

Ankesh' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Ankesh is an excellent chef... He serves only one dish i.e. REVENGE; that also cold...

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Ankesh.

Ankesh puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".

Ankesh can speak braille.

Ankesh was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.

Ankesh sleeps with a night light. Not because Ankesh is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Ankesh

If Ankesh is late, time better slow the fuck down.

Ankesh thought up some of the funniest Ankesh facts ever, but he hasn't submitted them to the blog because he doesn't believe in any form of submission.

If you can see Ankesh, he can see you. If you can't see Ankesh you may be only seconds away from death.

Ankesh frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

The chief export of Ankesh is pain.

Ankesh sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

Ankesh is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Ankesh doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Ankesh's fist.

Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Ankesh can kill 100 percent of whatever the fuck he wants.

Superman owns a pair of Ankesh pyjamas.

If you try to introduce your mother to Ankesh, she'll introduce you to your biological father.

Ankesh, Vin Diesel and Arnold Schwarzenegger have all died and are in Heaven. Each of them hope to occupy the seat next to God. God asks Vin Diesel why he thinks he should have the seat and Vin replies, "I believe... I should have the seat because of the virtuosity in my toughness and pride." Arnie says, "I believe... that I should be the one sitting next to you because of all my achievements." God then turns to Ankesh, who replies with, "I believe... you are sitting in my seat."

When Ankesh sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Ankesh has not had to pay taxes ever.

Ankesh died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him. Ankesh once survived a suicide bombing. He was the bomber.

Ankesh does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.

Ankesh can divide by zero.

Ankesh is currently in a legal battle with the makers of Bubble Tape. Norris claims "6 Feet of Fun" is actually the trademark for his penis. Little kids enjoy lighting ants on fire with magnifying glasses. Ankesh enjoys lighting little kids on fire with ants. Scientists have yet to find out how this feat is achieved.

If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Ankesh says its beef, then it's fucking beef.

We all know the magic word is please. As in the sentence, "Please don't kill me." Too bad...Ankesh doesn't believe in magic.

Ankesh once went on Celebrity Jeopardy and answered, "Who is Ankesh?" to every question. It was the first and only time in Jeopardy history that a contestant answered every single question right.

At birth, Ankesh came out feet first so he could roundhouse kick the doctor in the face. Nobody delivers Ankesh but Ankesh

Ankesh once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

Saturday, July 07, 2007

Saturday, June 02, 2007

ColorBlind????!!!!






















Client: Benjamin Moore Paints.
Verdict: A true masterpiece innovation....

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

asa asta toh kasa asta ????

recently there has been news tht SPIDERMAN 3 will b dubbed in Bhojpuri as MAKADPURUSH....... 8-[]

So y should our Marathi cinema b behind???????

WAT IF THESE MOVIES WERE DUBBED IN MARATHI....


1. KUCH KUCH HOTA HAI........KASATARI HOTAY

2. MACHIS....................KADIPETI

3. WOH KAUN THI..............KON HOTI RE TI

4. HOLLOW MAN................POKAL MANUS

5. DIE ANOTHER DAY...........NANTAR KADHITARI MAR

6. GONE WITH THE WIND........GELAS UDAT

7. SUPERMAN..................LAI BHARI MANUS

8. SCORPIO KING .............TATYA VINCHU

9. THE MUMMY ................AAI

10. THE MUMMY RETURNS........AAI PARAT AALI

11. AIR FORCE ONE...................'EK'DUM HAWA TIGHT

Friday, April 06, 2007

Afraid of FEAR

As a baby

Fear was none... ... maybe crying when I'm hungry or wet or not cuddled or not sensing the familiar scent of my mom's bosom...

As a Child

Fear was the darkness that is the friend of monsters
Fear was the neighbor's dog that could bite me when I pass by to go to school
Fear was the time when I got home and nobody's there
Fear was losing my cat
Fear was the thought that I won't be in the honor rolls comes closing day.

As a Young Boy

Fear was being butt of all jokes
Fear was being sick
Fear was the night when I hear my baby sister's occassional gasps.
Fear was being caught looking at my seatmate's answers
Fear was having my best friend tell on me
Fear was my crush knowing I like her
Fear was the uncertainty of the future.

As a Grown Up

Fear are the what ifs that keeps plaguing my mind
Fear are the pressing responsibilities that seem impossible to carry
Fear is tiredness of spirit when I seem to have nothing more to give
Fear is being weighed and found out that I am lacking Fear is Fear itself.

As WHOEVER...
FEAR IS LOSING ME, MYSELF & MINE !!!!!!

Monday, March 05, 2007

12 dayyys of YINDIYAN chrishtmasss.

Aiiiooo!! totally hilarious,,, very well executed n d funniest lyrics one can yever come across...

so yenjoy!!!!

just DID, DO, DONE it!!!!

Created by JWT.... tooo gud... especially the goan konkani track in d background, d chaos, d passion.... kudos NIKE.

its vvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrryyyyyyy BIIIIIG !!!!

wat production quality!!! (turn on ya speakers to get d BIG effect))))

The Carlton Draught Big Ad is an award-winning advertisement for Carlton Draught created by George Patterson and Partners (Young & Rubicam) of Melbourne, which used viral marketing techniques before being released on television. It premiered on Australian television on 7 August 2005.

Friday, March 02, 2007

HAMARA BAJAJ!!!! A legacy

FROM THEN......

Bajaj is Bachchan of two wheelers. It had been an interesting story of Bajaj , interesting in the marketing and strategic point of view of how a company which thrived during the closed economy has evolved to a dynamic company in a free market economy.

The brand has evolved from " Hamara Bajaj" TO " No one can beat a Bajaj" TO " Inspiring Confidence".Rahul Bajaj , the Part time Chairman of the company has been instrumental in facilitating this change from a Fuddy Duddy image of a scooter manufacturer to a dynamic young M/Cycle manufacturer.

Bajaj which was proudly known as world's largest manufacturer of scooters in the nineties found to its surprise one day that Indians now don't like scooters, they like m/cycles. Bajaj first thought it is not possible. How can people who once waited for 3 years to get a scooter can think of buying a m/cycle. But ultimately numbers proved the point. Bajaj no longer mattered in the new scheme of things. Hero Honda is the leader in the motorcycle segment (which was once dominated by Yezdi, Enfield and Java) and scooter sales are coming down.

Bajaj still believed that things were as usual, people prefers scooters, m/cycle is just a fad, no one can beat a bajaj ...... but ..,Once Bajaj has realised that Indian consumers have changed, It has to change and it changed for the better.Bajaj came with a series of M/Cycle launches but it took a long time before Bajaj could establish itself in the M/Cycle market.

This proves the point that as a marketer, you cannot take customers for granted no matter who you are.Pulsar helped Bajaj to establish itself as a serious player in the Indian M/cycle market. Bajaj had failures in establishing its presence in the executive segment where Hero Honda's splendour rules .

THE TRANSITION





& NOW




Thursday, March 01, 2007

holi hai...!!!!!


true spirit of holi; as true as beauty of colours itself, as true as fun of playin wit colours, harassing others, lettin urself loose.... n njoyin the spirit of being intoxicated.....

Friday, February 23, 2007

Bravo for Bravia






One of d most well designed concept come across....
its bout Sony Bravia TV, which makes colours alive....
d concept n d execution are out of d world.....
way toooooo gud...

Thursday, February 22, 2007

Masterpiece 4 a Masterpiece

a commercial as appealing as d product........

slimmest one to win d fattest awards!!!!!!!!

a stalker a killer on a hunt finds himself hunted!!!!!!

this ad by JWT for levis slim won maximum gold.... gr8 execution, n a rockin background score..... \m/

Dove's Viral Makeover ;)

Dove evolution is a short viral film by Ogilvy Toronto. it uses time-lapse footage to show how a model's face is 'distorted' by make-up, lighting & graphic manipulation b4 appearing on d billboard.. the best part is d message which it drives clearly about our perception of beauty.... :)

Wednesday, January 10, 2007

expression of depression

suicide--- good idea 4 fevicol... hehehe....

poverty-starve to feed....

someday population !!!

its not just barbwire.... but line drawn across symbols of peace...

hamare aaj ke neta....

Modern form of Humanity

Save Environment

Saturday, January 06, 2007



k, this is no ad.... this is an activity done by gurlz in Delhi against eve teasing.... theres a grp, called blanknoise project; who raise their voice against eve teasing.....
In Delhi its quite common tht in public mode of transport like buses, ricks n taxis... the drivers adjust their mirrors for obvious reasons....
YEH PRAYAS HAI UNHE SUDHAAR NE KA!!!

Thursday, January 04, 2007

getty Indian with it!!!!!





this is done by GREY... its bout getty images who has come up with its Indian version visageimages......

gr8 work Anu J.... keep it up...