r u a VIRGIN???

Gimme some sunshine, gimme some rain!!! gimme another chance, wanna grow up once again!!!

there is this famous song of 3 idiots.
was thinkin wat if its told in a funny manner by maharastrian, gujrati & bihari
did not know other languages or else wud hv put tht.
Anyways, pls feel free to add.
Njoy

Baburao:
Ye baba, mala thoda uun dhyaa, ani thoda paus,
jasti paus nako re baba, mazza flat ground floor madhe aahe,
ani maaje fakt ek chance payje, fakt ek extra,
te nantar me mast mota honar....hehehe

Ramnik Bhai:
have jo hu tamne final quote aapun,
to mane thodu tadko aapo,
jo sawar no tadko hoy to saaru, karanke bappor nu hoy to maru maathu dukkhe
ane thodi varsaad, vadhare nahite pachi ena upar ek chance, bas
biju kai pan nai, su che ne ke mane fari thi motu thavu che,
arrey chokkas guarantee bapu, koi complain nahi made

Gajodhar:
yaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwnnnnnnn
ab ka bataye bhaiya, naya phormula hai shaaaaa(yawn)aayad
ekto thoda dhup, u pe thoda baaris, aur phir bas ek aur chance.
ka dekh rahe ho??? are serious hai bhaiyaa, hume wapas se bada hona hai
ka soch rahe ho? atpata lag raha hai tumka?
arrey humme bhi laga tha, aisan laga ki koi ped hai ka???hahhahaha
par sach kahen; hamare saale ke phuphaji ke damad ne ye todka kiya
ab dekh(yawn)oooooooo kahan pahunch gaye.
Sab maya hai!!!

Uff !!! Ye andaaz e bayan; haal e dil ek employee ka

The name is good, the brand is big
But the work I do is that of a pig
The work or the brand; what is my way?
I don't know if I should stay.

To work, they have set their own way
Nobody will care to hear what I say
My will be NULL, they wont change their way
I don't know if I should stay.

The project is in a critical stage
But to do good work, this is the age
This dilemma is killing me day by day
I don't know if I should stay.

The money is good, the place is great
But the development is at a very small rate
Should I go for the work, or wait for pay
I don't know if I should stay!

The managers don't know what they talk
The team doesn't know where they walk
That's a bad situation, what say?
I don't know if I should stay.

I can go to any other place
But what if I get the same disgrace
I can't keep switching day by day
I don't know if I should stay.

The -ves are more, the +ves are less
Then why have this unnecessary mess
No more will I walk their way,
It's all done, I won't stay.

Thanks & Regards,
Confused Employee

Interpretation goes on...

Swine flu coverage on media led to media hype, which in turn led to a dip in tourism

Tiger poaching is increasing for their bones, as its used to cure male impotency

Food crops were used to create bio-fuels, as fuel prices rose, leading to famine like conditions around the world

Outdoor Sports are completely sidelined by video games, which has made youngsters obese

Marketing vs PR vs Advertising.... Finally BRANDING!!!