gaining d lost existence

I have long since stopped shouting for justice.
I have long since stopped shouting my innocence.
I have stopped shouting, I have lost the ability,
Because shouting is for the alive and I am dead
in every sense.

I have no wish to live.
I have no desire to die.
My existence is that of a leaf,
A leaf which is now dry.

All emotions I have long forgotten.
Ideals I’ve stopped believing in.
Truth is just a fallacy.
For me believing is a sin.

I am a puppet without strings,
For me my family is long since dead.
I had to push my love away,
Because in me new feelings of hope she bred.

I used to be a man of substance
Everything I did was true.
I laugh at those times now.
What else can I even do?

I was a man of integrity
One whose ideals could never shake.
They broke me, raped me, murdered me,
They robbed me of my faith.

Two days ago they sentenced me to death,
After fourteen years of living in this hole.
But they can only kill my physical self,
Because they have long since killed my soul.

(not b y me.....Thanx a ton Venky; 4 this.....)

Beware of ma fraaandshippppp !!!!!

Never expect those asinine "friendship" poems with decent intentions from me, as they never actually come close to reality? Anywayz, here's a collection of promises that actually speak of ma friendship.....>>>>

1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused - I will use little words.

7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

Coffee with Gutter

gr8 execution... n gr8 idea....
only one question !!!!!
wat bout the aroma?????
hmmmm it smells fishy!!!

what is ADVERTISING?????

dont expect a Kotlerish or any academic definition.....

this straight out of ma mind....

Its simply like; theres a hot chick standin @ a bus stop.... the bus is gonna arrive in some 30 secs. all u hv, is only tht much time, not only to get her attention n impress her; but also to hv a good recall in her memory.

To elaborate on it.
---> The time left for bus arrival is directly proportionate to the size of the client, as in the bigger ur client more time left for arrival.

---> Its proved in media tht longer duration u r present on any medium ur GRPs may reduce... to avoid tht its essential to b extremely appealing. thts the work of an Account planner to tell u wat to do or rather say....

---> The Creative dept. work is how to do n in wat way !!!!!!

---> Media Planner will let u know when is the rite time n rite place... {as in, when will she look @ u, not only tht also the prime location (standing jus besides her)} to impress her.

---> And yes, lets not 4get the Servicing ppl... After all, whom did u think did the research work, n said u abt her likes, dislikes; said the account planner wat has been said to her till now n wats her reaction to them; informed the creative how she like the things to b said and at last to the media planner,,, which bus she catches n at wat time.

damn cute one....

literally wild one....!!!!

donno who did it... but ya i know wat they hv done... this is promotion 4 Jungle book2.
all they did was; they sent this book to various people which had a special cover on it... within somedays the seeds within will grow and the book will look like a JUNGLE... also inside as u keep on flippin pages, the book turns greener....

imagine an Indian version... on the last page a pic of mowgli with the song,"chaddi pahan ke phool khila hai!!!"

this stuff was done on Valentine Day at coffee shops... these arrows were placed on couples' corners...

A new Common Man...

hehehehehe!!!!!

om!!! i m feelin better!!!

this work was done in HongKong by a Yoga centre....
these straws were placed at different health centres....

oops!!! did it again!!!!

post winnin accolades for the levis slim.... JWT does it again, for levis carbon super pressed....

k.i.u.

need ur space????

in case u did not get this.... a mini cooper sticker is stuck on the entry n exit of a subway, in such a way that u see lots of ppl at a time gettin in n gettin out of the car; showing how spacious it is!!!!!

I've got the power.......

these stickers were placed on on the electricity grids throughout Malaysia....

power loaded idea indeed...

try n try

nice way for ppl to see wat looks good on them without actually tryin.....
it was done in Tokyo, by a garment designer...

jus loved the concept.....

have it??? then, flaunt it...

This and ad for a hair salon Chuva......

They gave transperent umbrellas to their clients; so as to jus show off....

u wont need to AXE for it.... hehehehehe

Frnds 4 life !!!!

the idea got thru easily.....

ahem!!!! quite literally... ;)

The MONKeys who were sold to Pirelli....

Modern Gandhigiri... bole to ekdum sahiiiii...

sensible concept good execution

rockin public campaigns

Stupid Warning Labels

1. On Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping." (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair)
2. On a bag of Fritos: "You could be winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." (Evidently, the shoplifter special)
3. On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how...?)
4. On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestions: Defrost." (But it's *just* a suggestion)
5. On a tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of box): "Do not turn upside down." (Oops, too late!)
6. On bread pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (As night follows the day....)
7. On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save even more time?)
8. On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication" (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
9. On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope)
10. On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)
11. On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.)
12. On peanuts: "Warning: Contains nuts." (NEWS FLASH)
13. On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: Fly Delta.)
14. On a child's Superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company, I blame parents for this one.)
15. On a Swedish chain saw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (Was there a chance of this happening somewhere?... Good grief)
16. On a bottle of Palmolive Dishwashing liquid: "Do not use on food." ("Hey Mom we're out of syrup! " - " It's OK, honey! Just grab the Palmolive! ")
17. On a tube of Crest Toothpaste: "If swallowed contact poison control." (Oh please have you ever heard about someone dying from swallowing a little toothpaste?)
18. On a bottle of ALL laundry detergent: "Remove clothing before distributing in washing machine." ("Hey, no more swimming in the washing machine, kids!" - "Aww, you mean we have to use the swimming pool? ")

master piece in media innovation

In a recent marketing campaign in Vancouver, 3M sought a strong image for their security glass. They modified a bus shelter and fitted their security glass and filled it with REAL BANKNOTES. Many have tried to gain access with golf clubs and baseball bats but obviously the glass remains intact! This is what you call having faith in your own product...

when u read this; u ask no more....

Girls' relationship with guys is a bigger mystery than girls themselves.
It's not just about boyfriends, we're talking about guy friends that gals have.

Do you have a gal who is just a friend? Are confused why the frequency of calls increases as exams loom closer? Or why she always hangs aroundwith the moron who isn't fit to wear Jeetendra's white shoes? Here's aready reckoner for you:

% Just a friend %
Well, you are like a show piece in my house. I will call you whenever Ineed you.
If you call me home the chances are 9 out of 10 times shemight say, "Oh Rahul, I am going out can you call me after 2 days??"
Rahul: "Where are you going Shilpa??"
Shilpa: "None of your business" and bangs the phone.(Uselessfellow.Hmmph!).

% Good Friend %
You are like a TV remote control. I need you and I know that.
But I tryusing you when I really need you.
Rahul calls: "Hi Shilpa",Shilpa: "Hi Rahul. I am going out with family I will call you back. Bye"(Shilpa calls back after two days)
Shilpa: "What do you want Rahul? Why did you call that day?".
Rahul: "Generally".Shilpa: "Oh ok. I got to go out. Will call you later. Bye."
Will call when she needs lecture notes or some concert tickets.

% Very good friend %
Well you are like the pressure cooker safety value for the girl. She will need you when she wants to bring out her pain or anger onsomeone.
Basically, she wants to talk to you. And you are special to her.
Shilpa: "You know Rahul, Shekhar is not eating. He doesn't sleep and is not able to concentrate on his studies. I think he doesn't like meanymore.And yesterday I saw him with another girl".
Rahul: "Who is Shekhar??"
Shilpa : "My boyfriend."
Rahul: Oh! ok. :-(

% Best Friend %
You are like the auto rickshaw driver. She can't live without you.And don't be mistaken.
You are not her boyfriend. But you are allowed to take her little doggie around the park so that he (not you!) can have fun .
Rahul Shopping. Rahul Movie. Rahul Coffee. Rahul,you pay. I am havingfun.Rahul is now sure that he should go ahead and propose. He dares.
Shilpa: "But I thought we were just friends.We should remain friendsRahul. Plus, I have a boy friend you know that."
Rahul: What?? (Rahul drinks all night).

% Best of the Bestest Friends %
Ok now you are really special. You are dad-cum-boyfriend-cum-brother-cum-everything.Ultimately you are the darling servant of the girl. You take heraround.You make her project.You do her assignments. You are allowed to take her doggie around. You can hold hands on the beach.You can see the sun set with her (because she wants to do everythingshe drags you along). But but but... don't be mistaken. She has a boyfriend who works for a huge software company and earns 3 times the salaryyou earn and has a flat in PoesGardenor Boat Club or Hiranandani area.
Shilpa: "Hi Rahul. I am getting engaged to Shekhar.Shekhar this is Rahul,he is my bestest friend".
Rahul: Hi Shekhar . (Hand shake. Shekhar breaks Rahul's wrist).
Rahul is now heart broken and wrist broken.

% Boyfriend %
Uh... No comments dude. You're already Gone

For all Rahul type guys? Make sure that you tell Shilpa about Mamta .And about Maya ? and about Tina also?This will open Shilpa?s eyes!!!!


Disclaimer: Though this story is based on real life dilemas, no characters were hurt while making of this story.........HAHAHAHAHAHA....

yeh majboot jod hai....

an actual 1 dollar coin / mobile was stuck at different places, with a message, "its urs if u can pic it up!!!!".....

I am; therefore I am...

I am not spiritual but I believe what goes around comes around. I have faith in karma our destiny is decided by our actions. I don't know whether there is anything called religion.

In fact, no one knows. Even the theories explaining the creation of universe don't prove the presence of any Higher Power, but neither do they eliminate the possibility. So, I don't waste my time thinking about its existence.

I don't have any faith in any religion. I think religion is a curse to mankind. The root cause of every problem in this world can be traced to religion. People fight in the name of God.
Every crime is committed in the name of protecting Him. But do we really need to protect God? Isn't He the one who will protect us?

I believe religion should never be thrust upon anybody. But, in an hypocritic society you are compelled to follow rituals. You are asked to visit temples which they say God is there only, or wear any lucky charms.

I don't even remember the last time I went to a temple. As a kid, I used to question a lot of things, but would never get the answers. Probably because of this I have become a religious person now.

Whenever I am anxious or depressed, I go for a long walk. That soothes my mind. Good workouts and long drives make me feel at peace with myself. For me such activities are better than rushing to a temple.

I guess people who don't want to take responsibility for their own lives do such things. One should always try and do good to others. That doesn't mean you lead a life like Mother Teresa, because not everyone is capable of doing that.

By doing good, I mean living a life without hurting others. Life as a journey has treated me very well all these years. Today I am a very satisfied and contented individual.

our Indian Society---->>>

once upon a time, there was a reserch done....some 8 monkeys were captured and put in a room with no contact with outside world...

Now, in that room there was a ladder and on the top of the ceiling there was a bunch of bananas... whenever any monkey tried to climb the ladder n take those bananas, ice cold water cannons were showered on the other 7 monkeys... this thing scared them to nuts.

the same procedure went on for a week, within this time the monkeys discovered that whenever any monkey clims the ladder to take the bananas theres a water cannon showered on them. hence whenever any monkey tried to reach to the bananas, all the others gathered n used to beat him up...

this eventually became their habit... this went on for some weeks.. after some time one of the monkeys was replaced. the new monkey who came into the room saw the bananas and tried to grab them, seeing someone goin 4 the bananas the others gathered n beat him up... the new monkey after sometime tried again, getting the same result... slowly n gradually he was accustomed to this behaviour also... but, since the first monkey was replaced it was ordered that the showers will stopped, but then, there wasn't any change in the reactions of the 8 monkeys....

as time passed, one by one all the monkeys were replaced, even the water showers had stopped since the first replacement. but even then, whenever any monkey tried to reach to the bananas the other 7 used to beat him up.....

4 no reason, 4 no explanation, 4 no logic... they jus did that coz 4 them it has to b this way... their mindset refused to change, it refused to question the obvious...

hahahahahahahaha!!!!

donno if his wife saw it!!!!

an issue very well addressed

the copy in it says 'child abuse is real. report it ..... '

very strong way of communicating the idea; by placing a pregnent doll among other normal lookin dolls....

shout out loud!!!!!

excellent execution; noticable impact

lets go for a drive !!!!!!

Rise n Shine

truely refreshinnnn...

paper work done differently !!!!!

maths is simple!!! hahahahahahaha

by a geniASS