Damn funny... :P
Agar aap soch rahe ho petrol waapis sasta hone wala hai toh UPA sarkar ki nazaar mein @AapChutiyeHain
Agar aap mobile phn pe kisi ko samjhane ke liye hand gestures ka use karte hai.. To Graham Bell bhi kabar mei se chillaega k @AapChutiyeHain
Agar aap Obama ko linkedin pe add karke usko Pak-sponsored terrorism in India khatm karne ko kehte hain, toh MEA ki tarah #aapbhichutiyehain
Agar aap sochte hain ki biwi ka birthday bhul ke sorry bolke app Bach jaenge to apke suhag ki kasam @AapChutiyeHain
Agar aapko lagta hai ke facebook pe "Save the tiger" page ko like karne se tiger save ho jayenge, toh #aapchutiyehain
Agar aap seriously sochte hain, ke is agle sutte ke baad aap cigarette ko chhuenge bhi nahi, toh kasam marlboro man ki #aapchutiyehain
Agar aap board exams me kam number aane se yeh sochte hain ke aapki zindagi failure hai, toh aapki aageki 80% life kahegi ke #aapchutiyehain
Agar aap 1 msg 10 logo ko forward karke bhagwan se 10wishes puri hone k hopes rakhte hai, toh @ChodafoneIN bhi kahega k @AapChutiyeHain
Agar aap kisibhi aire gaire ko society/culture ke naam pe apni zindagi dictate karne dete hain, to ek din apko ehsas hoga ke #aapchutiyehain
Agar aap jeb me hazaar rupaye ka note rakhte hain, aur isi bahane se sabse paise udhaar maangte hain, to acc to RBI governor #aapchutiyehain
Agar aap happy hours ke time pe apni bechi beer pe 20% VAT ke upar 15% service charge lagate hain, to sabko pata hai ke #aapchutiyehain
Agar aapko lagta hai ke exam se pehle ke aakhiri ek ghante me padhayi karke aap university me top karenge, to dean ke anusar #aapchutiyehain
Agar aapko zindagi ke facts pehli baar google dwara pata chale, toh aisa noob friends circle rakhne ke kaaran #aapchutiyehain
Agar aap bechare CAT aspirants ke email ids coaching walo se chura ke unko chutiye Bschools ke prospectus spam karte hain to #aapchutiyehain
Agar aap apne aap ko entrepreneur bataate hain jo ek killer idea ka wait kar raha hai, toh entrepreneur nahi, #aapchutiyehain
Aagar apko lagta hai ki Zebra crossing Ramp hai,aur app zebra crossing peh Cat walk karte hai to @AapChutiyeHain
Agar aapko lagta hai ki @taran_adarsh ke movie reviews me 1 paise ki bhi sense hai, to #AapChutiyeHain
Agar aapko lagta hai ke sirf ek DSLR kharidne se aap bade photographer ban jaaoge toh Canon bhi bolega @AapChutiyeHain
Agar aap zindagi mein har cheez ko karne ke liye kisi aur cheez ka intezar karte reh jate hain to Amul cheese ki kasam @AapChutiyeHain
agar aap unknown bandon ko add karke unko bday pe wall pe wish karte hai toh @AapChutiyeHain
Yadi aap office mein loudspeaker on karke bat kate hain to Phone bhi apse kahega ke aap AapChutiyeHain..
Agar aap samajthe hain ki Vaseline men's cream lagaane se Shahid ke bhai ko film me role milgayi toh @AapChutiyeHain
Aagar apko lagta hai ki aise posts sirf chutiye padhte hai to @AapChutiyeHain
