Friday, October 27, 2006

master piece in media innovation


















In a recent marketing campaign in Vancouver, 3M sought a strong image for their security glass. They modified a bus shelter and fitted their security glass and filled it with REAL BANKNOTES. Many have tried to gain access with golf clubs and baseball bats but obviously the glass remains intact! This is what you call having faith in your own product...

Thursday, October 26, 2006

when u read this; u ask no more....

Girls' relationship with guys is a bigger mystery than girls themselves.
It's not just about boyfriends, we're talking about guy friends that gals have.

Do you have a gal who is just a friend? Are confused why the frequency of calls increases as exams loom closer? Or why she always hangs aroundwith the moron who isn't fit to wear Jeetendra's white shoes? Here's aready reckoner for you:

% Just a friend %
Well, you are like a show piece in my house. I will call you whenever Ineed you.
If you call me home the chances are 9 out of 10 times shemight say, "Oh Rahul, I am going out can you call me after 2 days??"
Rahul: "Where are you going Shilpa??"
Shilpa: "None of your business" and bangs the phone.(Uselessfellow.Hmmph!).

% Good Friend %
You are like a TV remote control. I need you and I know that.
But I tryusing you when I really need you.
Rahul calls: "Hi Shilpa",Shilpa: "Hi Rahul. I am going out with family I will call you back. Bye"(Shilpa calls back after two days)
Shilpa: "What do you want Rahul? Why did you call that day?".
Rahul: "Generally".Shilpa: "Oh ok. I got to go out. Will call you later. Bye."
Will call when she needs lecture notes or some concert tickets.

% Very good friend %
Well you are like the pressure cooker safety value for the girl. She will need you when she wants to bring out her pain or anger onsomeone.
Basically, she wants to talk to you. And you are special to her.
Shilpa: "You know Rahul, Shekhar is not eating. He doesn't sleep and is not able to concentrate on his studies. I think he doesn't like meanymore.And yesterday I saw him with another girl".
Rahul: "Who is Shekhar??"
Shilpa : "My boyfriend."
Rahul: Oh! ok. :-(

% Best Friend %
You are like the auto rickshaw driver. She can't live without you.And don't be mistaken.
You are not her boyfriend. But you are allowed to take her little doggie around the park so that he (not you!) can have fun .
Rahul Shopping. Rahul Movie. Rahul Coffee. Rahul,you pay. I am havingfun.Rahul is now sure that he should go ahead and propose. He dares.
Shilpa: "But I thought we were just friends.We should remain friendsRahul. Plus, I have a boy friend you know that."
Rahul: What?? (Rahul drinks all night).

% Best of the Bestest Friends %
Ok now you are really special. You are dad-cum-boyfriend-cum-brother-cum-everything.Ultimately you are the darling servant of the girl. You take heraround.You make her project.You do her assignments. You are allowed to take her doggie around. You can hold hands on the beach.You can see the sun set with her (because she wants to do everythingshe drags you along). But but but... don't be mistaken. She has a boyfriend who works for a huge software company and earns 3 times the salaryyou earn and has a flat in PoesGardenor Boat Club or Hiranandani area.
Shilpa: "Hi Rahul. I am getting engaged to Shekhar.Shekhar this is Rahul,he is my bestest friend".
Rahul: Hi Shekhar . (Hand shake. Shekhar breaks Rahul's wrist).
Rahul is now heart broken and wrist broken.

% Boyfriend %
Uh... No comments dude. You're already Gone

For all Rahul type guys? Make sure that you tell Shilpa about Mamta .And about Maya ? and about Tina also?This will open Shilpa?s eyes!!!!


Disclaimer: Though this story is based on real life dilemas, no characters were hurt while making of this story.........HAHAHAHAHAHA....

Thursday, October 19, 2006

yeh majboot jod hai....




















an actual 1 dollar coin / mobile was stuck at different places, with a message, "its urs if u can pic it up!!!!".....

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

I am; therefore I am...

I am not spiritual but I believe what goes around comes around. I have faith in karma our destiny is decided by our actions. I don't know whether there is anything called religion.

In fact, no one knows. Even the theories explaining the creation of universe don't prove the presence of any Higher Power, but neither do they eliminate the possibility. So, I don't waste my time thinking about its existence.

I don't have any faith in any religion. I think religion is a curse to mankind. The root cause of every problem in this world can be traced to religion. People fight in the name of God.
Every crime is committed in the name of protecting Him. But do we really need to protect God? Isn't He the one who will protect us?

I believe religion should never be thrust upon anybody. But, in an hypocritic society you are compelled to follow rituals. You are asked to visit temples which they say God is there only, or wear any lucky charms.

I don't even remember the last time I went to a temple. As a kid, I used to question a lot of things, but would never get the answers. Probably because of this I have become a religious person now.

Whenever I am anxious or depressed, I go for a long walk. That soothes my mind. Good workouts and long drives make me feel at peace with myself. For me such activities are better than rushing to a temple.

I guess people who don't want to take responsibility for their own lives do such things. One should always try and do good to others. That doesn't mean you lead a life like Mother Teresa, because not everyone is capable of doing that.

By doing good, I mean living a life without hurting others. Life as a journey has treated me very well all these years. Today I am a very satisfied and contented individual.

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

our Indian Society---->>>

once upon a time, there was a reserch done....some 8 monkeys were captured and put in a room with no contact with outside world...

Now, in that room there was a ladder and on the top of the ceiling there was a bunch of bananas... whenever any monkey tried to climb the ladder n take those bananas, ice cold water cannons were showered on the other 7 monkeys... this thing scared them to nuts.

the same procedure went on for a week, within this time the monkeys discovered that whenever any monkey clims the ladder to take the bananas theres a water cannon showered on them. hence whenever any monkey tried to reach to the bananas, all the others gathered n used to beat him up...

this eventually became their habit... this went on for some weeks.. after some time one of the monkeys was replaced. the new monkey who came into the room saw the bananas and tried to grab them, seeing someone goin 4 the bananas the others gathered n beat him up... the new monkey after sometime tried again, getting the same result... slowly n gradually he was accustomed to this behaviour also... but, since the first monkey was replaced it was ordered that the showers will stopped, but then, there wasn't any change in the reactions of the 8 monkeys....

as time passed, one by one all the monkeys were replaced, even the water showers had stopped since the first replacement. but even then, whenever any monkey tried to reach to the bananas the other 7 used to beat him up.....

4 no reason, 4 no explanation, 4 no logic... they jus did that coz 4 them it has to b this way... their mindset refused to change, it refused to question the obvious...