Thursday, December 18, 2008

Recession Inside; Thinkin Outside









A nice story on taking initiative and thinking out of the box

Ø Employee "A" in a company walked up to his manager and asked what my job is for the day?
Ø The manager took "A" to the bank of a river and asked him to cross the river and reach the other side of the bank.
Ø "A" completed this task successfully and reported back to the manager about the completion of the task assigned. The manager smiled and said "GOOD JOB"
Next day Employee "B" reported to the same manager and asked him the job for the day. The manager assigned the same task as above to this person also.
Ø The Employee "B' before starting the task saw Employee "C" struggling in the river to reach the other side of the bank. He realized "C" has the same task.
Ø Now "B" not only crossed the river but also helped "C" to cross the river.
Ø "B" reported back to the manager and the manager smiled and said "VERY GOOD JOB"

The following day Employee "Q" reported to the same manager and asked him the job for the day. The manager assigned the same task again.
Ø Employee "Q" before starting the work did some home work and realized "A", "B" & "C" all has done this task before. He met them and understood how they performed.
Ø He realized that there is a need for a guide and training for doing this task.
Ø He sat first and wrote down the procedure for crossing the river, he documented the common mistakes people made, and tricks to do the task efficiently and effortlessly.
Ø Using the methodology he had written down he crossed the river and reported back to the manager along with documented procedure and training material.
Ø The manger said "Q" you have done an "EXCELLENT JOB".

The following day Employee "O' reported to the manager and asked him the job for the day. The manager assigned the same task again.

"O" studied the procedure written down by "Q" and sat and thought about the whole task.
He realized company is spending lot of money in getting this task completed. He decided not to cross the river, but sat and designed and implemented a bridge across the river and went back to his manager and said, "You no longer need to assign this task to any one".
The manager smiled and said "Outstanding job 'O'. I am very proud of you."

What is the difference between A, B, Q & O????????
Many a times in life we get tasks to be done at home, at office, at play.,
Most of us end up doing what is expected out of us. Do we feel happy? Most probably yes. We would be often disappointed when the recognition is not meeting our expectation.

Let us compare ourselves with "B". Helping some one else the problem often improves our own skills. There is an old proverb (I do not know the author) "learn to teach and teach to learn". From a company point of view "B" has demonstrated much better skills than "A" since one more task for the company is completed.

"Q" created knowledge base for the team. More often than not, we do the task assigned to us without checking history. Learning from other's mistake is the best way to improve efficiency. This knowledge creation for the team is of immense help. Re-usability reduces cost there by increases productivity of the team. "Q" demonstrated good "team-player" skills,

Now to the outstanding person, "O" made the task irrelevant; he created a Permanent Asset to the team.
If you notice B, Q and O all have demonstrated "team performance" over an above individual performance; also they have demonstrated a very invaluable characteristic known as "INITIATIVE".

Initiative pays of every where whether at work or at personal life. If you put initiative you will succeed. Initiative is a continual process and it never ends. This is because this year's achievement is next year's task. You cannot use the same success story every year.
The story provides an instance of performance, where as measurement needs to be spread across at least 6-12 months. Consequently performance should be consistent and evenly spread.
Out-of-Box thinkers are always premium and that is what every one constantly looks out for. Initiative, Out-of-Box thinking and commitment are the stepping stone to success.
Initiative should be life long. Think out of the box.



Friday, October 03, 2008

I C; I DO

Imitation may not be flattery always!!!

true colors!!!

8-)

SOE, SOV & now SOH (Share of Heart)!!!

If the way to a MAN's heart is through his stomach, then this definately has made space...:P

Wednesday, September 03, 2008

Education: A guarantee game???









Recently, when i was in Mumbai i came across this bus panel ad of a coaching classes.
I found it very interesting for below reasons:

-> Kickass Insight: Picture this, a kid has fared very bad in an exam, wat will be one of the first dialouges his / her parents wud speak? "if we knew this would be the result, we would have never spent soo much on u!!!, do you know how much do we work hard to get you educated, pay ur expensive fees , blah, blah, blah".

-> Brand Image: Do i need to explain wat amazing brand image this particular classes will create in the mind of a parent whose kid is gonna come in 10th??? For them this will be the only thing goin across their minds while travelling, office, cooking, etc.
U c there are 7 issues i believe when Indian parents feel most important to think for their kids:
1) Who should be ur friends
2) Which school / tuition my kid should go into
3) Ohh my GOD!!! my bachha is in 10th / 12th now!!!
4) Which college will he / she go
5) Have u planned anything? Wat carrer are u goin to opt? Mr. Sharma's son!, look at him he did his CA with coll & now planning for ICWA.!!!!
6) Beta u r getting older now..:(... wat r ur MARRIAGE plans?? do u have anyone in mind?? C v r very open* to it. But only make sure he / she is blah, blah, blah & blah. Rest we have no probs!!! (*Conditions Apply)
7) The last one is the most deadliest!! i.e. COMPARISION.... Look how much ur friends study / learn something from ur elder bro / & many "c i told u" stuffs....

-> Final Outcome: (dont expect anything on our education system sux n all!!! thts needless) Obviously the parents will flock to this coaching class n enroll their kids to get good % & if not; then they get the money back. But, dont u think even if they got that maney back, the reality is that the kids % is screwed up.????

Keep distance pls... to serve u better


This funny sign is @ Goa Portugese a restaurant in Mumbai.
A smart thing indeed!!!

Thursday, May 15, 2008

When will this offer open???














Jus reminds something by Tagore......


Mind Without Fear
Where the mind is without fear and the head is held high;
Where knowledge is free;
Where the world has not been broken up
into fragments by narrow domestic walls;
Where words come out from the depth of truth;
Where tireless striving stretches its arms towards perfection;
Where the clear stream of reason
has not lost its way into the dreary desert sand of dead habit;
Where the mind is led forward by thee into ever-widening thought and action---
Into that heaven of freedom, my Father, let my country awake...

Thursday, April 24, 2008

Fine cut!!!

An amazing piece of sound technology. Put on the headphones n jus enjoy. I believe this can be a future use of sound as a medium to tell a story perhaps!!! (Pls. use headphones n not speakers)

Monday, November 26, 2007

GREEN (Pieces???)


Excellent idea!!! A basin sink to a russian roulette
The headlines goes like:
Many of the things you throw into your sink end up killing nature.

Tuesday, October 02, 2007

Wat lies beneath!!????


This is a UNICEF campaign... its for asking financial help for the people of Kashmir who have been victim of an earthquake... Posters were kept in the cold storage between the stacks of frozen food.... Amazing idea.....!!!!

rip off effect

tooo gud innovation.. to show d rip off effect d pic is stuck to d previous page at some points.... perfect bang on effect. btw, jus a thought, wat if a waxing brand had done d inovation...... yiiiiikkkeeeeeeessss.....

doodh dooodh dooodh dooodh




the Chile version of got milk campaign... seems more to be an answer i.e. 'yo tomo = i drink'.

Indeed!!! Change is good ;)









It all started with Jet putting up its hoarding during Air Sahara deal. The kingfisher hoarding was put up the next day instantly... Result; Jet removed its hoarding the next day, leaving everyone clueless wat kingfisher is sayin...

Its there, now its isnt????























Excellent piece of ooh execution. An artificial stain placed strategically to drive the message...
it says 'it comes out this fast'

Friday, August 17, 2007

(omnipresence, omnipotent, omniscience) < ME

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Ankesh has allowed to live.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Ankesh.

Ankesh counted to infinity - twice.

When Ankesh does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

Ankesh doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Ankesh gave Mona Lisa that smile.

Ankesh can slam a revolving door.

There are no races, only countries of people Ankesh has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

Ankesh's house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

Ankesh can divide by zero.

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Ankesh turnaround kick.

When taking the GRE, write "Ankesh" for every answer. You will score over 1600.

Ankesh has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

Ankesh grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Ankesh"

Ankesh can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

Ankesh doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

It takes Ankesh 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Ankesh kicked one of the corners off.

Ankesh once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

James Cameron wanted Ankesh to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Thousands of years ago Ankesh came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decedents now have white hair.

Ankesh does not sleep. He waits.

Ankesh once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Ankesh does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Ankesh goes killing.

Ankesh' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Ankesh is an excellent chef... He serves only one dish i.e. REVENGE; that also cold...

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Ankesh.

Ankesh puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".

Ankesh can speak braille.

Ankesh was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.

Ankesh sleeps with a night light. Not because Ankesh is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Ankesh

If Ankesh is late, time better slow the fuck down.

Ankesh thought up some of the funniest Ankesh facts ever, but he hasn't submitted them to the blog because he doesn't believe in any form of submission.

If you can see Ankesh, he can see you. If you can't see Ankesh you may be only seconds away from death.

Ankesh frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

The chief export of Ankesh is pain.

Ankesh sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

Ankesh is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Ankesh doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Ankesh's fist.

Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Ankesh can kill 100 percent of whatever the fuck he wants.

Superman owns a pair of Ankesh pyjamas.

If you try to introduce your mother to Ankesh, she'll introduce you to your biological father.

Ankesh, Vin Diesel and Arnold Schwarzenegger have all died and are in Heaven. Each of them hope to occupy the seat next to God. God asks Vin Diesel why he thinks he should have the seat and Vin replies, "I believe... I should have the seat because of the virtuosity in my toughness and pride." Arnie says, "I believe... that I should be the one sitting next to you because of all my achievements." God then turns to Ankesh, who replies with, "I believe... you are sitting in my seat."

When Ankesh sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Ankesh has not had to pay taxes ever.

Ankesh died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him. Ankesh once survived a suicide bombing. He was the bomber.

Ankesh does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.

Ankesh can divide by zero.

Ankesh is currently in a legal battle with the makers of Bubble Tape. Norris claims "6 Feet of Fun" is actually the trademark for his penis. Little kids enjoy lighting ants on fire with magnifying glasses. Ankesh enjoys lighting little kids on fire with ants. Scientists have yet to find out how this feat is achieved.

If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Ankesh says its beef, then it's fucking beef.

We all know the magic word is please. As in the sentence, "Please don't kill me." Too bad...Ankesh doesn't believe in magic.

Ankesh once went on Celebrity Jeopardy and answered, "Who is Ankesh?" to every question. It was the first and only time in Jeopardy history that a contestant answered every single question right.

At birth, Ankesh came out feet first so he could roundhouse kick the doctor in the face. Nobody delivers Ankesh but Ankesh

Ankesh once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

Saturday, July 07, 2007

Saturday, June 02, 2007

ColorBlind????!!!!






















Client: Benjamin Moore Paints.
Verdict: A true masterpiece innovation....