Friday, October 27, 2006

master piece in media innovation


















In a recent marketing campaign in Vancouver, 3M sought a strong image for their security glass. They modified a bus shelter and fitted their security glass and filled it with REAL BANKNOTES. Many have tried to gain access with golf clubs and baseball bats but obviously the glass remains intact! This is what you call having faith in your own product...

Thursday, October 26, 2006

when u read this; u ask no more....

Girls' relationship with guys is a bigger mystery than girls themselves.
It's not just about boyfriends, we're talking about guy friends that gals have.

Do you have a gal who is just a friend? Are confused why the frequency of calls increases as exams loom closer? Or why she always hangs aroundwith the moron who isn't fit to wear Jeetendra's white shoes? Here's aready reckoner for you:

% Just a friend %
Well, you are like a show piece in my house. I will call you whenever Ineed you.
If you call me home the chances are 9 out of 10 times shemight say, "Oh Rahul, I am going out can you call me after 2 days??"
Rahul: "Where are you going Shilpa??"
Shilpa: "None of your business" and bangs the phone.(Uselessfellow.Hmmph!).

% Good Friend %
You are like a TV remote control. I need you and I know that.
But I tryusing you when I really need you.
Rahul calls: "Hi Shilpa",Shilpa: "Hi Rahul. I am going out with family I will call you back. Bye"(Shilpa calls back after two days)
Shilpa: "What do you want Rahul? Why did you call that day?".
Rahul: "Generally".Shilpa: "Oh ok. I got to go out. Will call you later. Bye."
Will call when she needs lecture notes or some concert tickets.

% Very good friend %
Well you are like the pressure cooker safety value for the girl. She will need you when she wants to bring out her pain or anger onsomeone.
Basically, she wants to talk to you. And you are special to her.
Shilpa: "You know Rahul, Shekhar is not eating. He doesn't sleep and is not able to concentrate on his studies. I think he doesn't like meanymore.And yesterday I saw him with another girl".
Rahul: "Who is Shekhar??"
Shilpa : "My boyfriend."
Rahul: Oh! ok. :-(

% Best Friend %
You are like the auto rickshaw driver. She can't live without you.And don't be mistaken.
You are not her boyfriend. But you are allowed to take her little doggie around the park so that he (not you!) can have fun .
Rahul Shopping. Rahul Movie. Rahul Coffee. Rahul,you pay. I am havingfun.Rahul is now sure that he should go ahead and propose. He dares.
Shilpa: "But I thought we were just friends.We should remain friendsRahul. Plus, I have a boy friend you know that."
Rahul: What?? (Rahul drinks all night).

% Best of the Bestest Friends %
Ok now you are really special. You are dad-cum-boyfriend-cum-brother-cum-everything.Ultimately you are the darling servant of the girl. You take heraround.You make her project.You do her assignments. You are allowed to take her doggie around. You can hold hands on the beach.You can see the sun set with her (because she wants to do everythingshe drags you along). But but but... don't be mistaken. She has a boyfriend who works for a huge software company and earns 3 times the salaryyou earn and has a flat in PoesGardenor Boat Club or Hiranandani area.
Shilpa: "Hi Rahul. I am getting engaged to Shekhar.Shekhar this is Rahul,he is my bestest friend".
Rahul: Hi Shekhar . (Hand shake. Shekhar breaks Rahul's wrist).
Rahul is now heart broken and wrist broken.

% Boyfriend %
Uh... No comments dude. You're already Gone

For all Rahul type guys? Make sure that you tell Shilpa about Mamta .And about Maya ? and about Tina also?This will open Shilpa?s eyes!!!!


Disclaimer: Though this story is based on real life dilemas, no characters were hurt while making of this story.........HAHAHAHAHAHA....

Thursday, October 19, 2006

yeh majboot jod hai....




















an actual 1 dollar coin / mobile was stuck at different places, with a message, "its urs if u can pic it up!!!!".....

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

I am; therefore I am...

I am not spiritual but I believe what goes around comes around. I have faith in karma our destiny is decided by our actions. I don't know whether there is anything called religion.

In fact, no one knows. Even the theories explaining the creation of universe don't prove the presence of any Higher Power, but neither do they eliminate the possibility. So, I don't waste my time thinking about its existence.

I don't have any faith in any religion. I think religion is a curse to mankind. The root cause of every problem in this world can be traced to religion. People fight in the name of God.
Every crime is committed in the name of protecting Him. But do we really need to protect God? Isn't He the one who will protect us?

I believe religion should never be thrust upon anybody. But, in an hypocritic society you are compelled to follow rituals. You are asked to visit temples which they say God is there only, or wear any lucky charms.

I don't even remember the last time I went to a temple. As a kid, I used to question a lot of things, but would never get the answers. Probably because of this I have become a religious person now.

Whenever I am anxious or depressed, I go for a long walk. That soothes my mind. Good workouts and long drives make me feel at peace with myself. For me such activities are better than rushing to a temple.

I guess people who don't want to take responsibility for their own lives do such things. One should always try and do good to others. That doesn't mean you lead a life like Mother Teresa, because not everyone is capable of doing that.

By doing good, I mean living a life without hurting others. Life as a journey has treated me very well all these years. Today I am a very satisfied and contented individual.

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

our Indian Society---->>>

once upon a time, there was a reserch done....some 8 monkeys were captured and put in a room with no contact with outside world...

Now, in that room there was a ladder and on the top of the ceiling there was a bunch of bananas... whenever any monkey tried to climb the ladder n take those bananas, ice cold water cannons were showered on the other 7 monkeys... this thing scared them to nuts.

the same procedure went on for a week, within this time the monkeys discovered that whenever any monkey clims the ladder to take the bananas theres a water cannon showered on them. hence whenever any monkey tried to reach to the bananas, all the others gathered n used to beat him up...

this eventually became their habit... this went on for some weeks.. after some time one of the monkeys was replaced. the new monkey who came into the room saw the bananas and tried to grab them, seeing someone goin 4 the bananas the others gathered n beat him up... the new monkey after sometime tried again, getting the same result... slowly n gradually he was accustomed to this behaviour also... but, since the first monkey was replaced it was ordered that the showers will stopped, but then, there wasn't any change in the reactions of the 8 monkeys....

as time passed, one by one all the monkeys were replaced, even the water showers had stopped since the first replacement. but even then, whenever any monkey tried to reach to the bananas the other 7 used to beat him up.....

4 no reason, 4 no explanation, 4 no logic... they jus did that coz 4 them it has to b this way... their mindset refused to change, it refused to question the obvious...

Friday, September 29, 2006



hahahahahahahaha!!!!

donno if his wife saw it!!!!

an issue very well addressed


the copy in it says 'child abuse is real. report it ..... '

very strong way of communicating the idea; by placing a pregnent doll among other normal lookin dolls....

Thursday, September 21, 2006

One night @ IIM A

One night 4 MBA students were boozing till late night and didn't study for the test which was scheduled for the next day.In the morning they thought of a plan.

They made themselves look as dirty and weird as they could with grease and dirt. They then went up to the dean and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test.

Then dean was a just person so he said that you can have the retest after 3 days.They said they will be ready by that time.

On the third day they appeared before the dean. The dean said that this was a special condition test. All four were required to sit in separate classrooms for the test. They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last three days.

The test consisted of 2 questions with total of 100 marks.

Q1. Write down your name. ----- (2 marks)

Q2. Which tyre burst? ------- (98 marks)!!!

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

very ASSthetic

This was during a match that was supposed to be held between Argentina & Brazil;
this was an ad for a condom company done by Argentenian ad agengy....
The result was that Argentina lost the match... so a Brazilian ad agency
gave a reply this way.......

Thursday, September 14, 2006

Simply superb!!!

(got this as a mail; donno who is the brian behind it.... but its a rockin stuff)....

Successful customer relationships are built on the bedrock of superior customer value. To attract and retain your most important customers, you must understand what they care about and what value propositions will appeal to them. While “value” is an overused buzzword, we rarely pause to reflect if we really understand what value is.

It is a natural human failing to question the concepts that we think we know well. We don’t know who it was who discovered water, but we are pretty sure it wasn’t a fish. In my 10 years of experience in this industry I have read a number of pieces about different aspects of creating, delivering and capturing customer value. But this is my first attempt at distilling my understanding of customer value into six fundamental lessons.

What is Value?
The dictionary defines value as “Worth in usefulness or importance to the possessor.” As this definition suggests, value is the assessment of “all that you get in return for all that you give” in an exchange. More formally, I define customer value as “the perceived worth of a set of benefits received by a customer in exchange for the total cost of an offering, taking into consideration available competitive offerings and price.”
The definition embodies six fundamental lessons on customer value.

1. Value is Customer-defined
You don’t define value. Your customers do. As Peter Drucker, the father of management theory, notes, “what the business thinks it produces is not of first importance. What the customer thinks he is buying, what he considers value, is decisive. And what the customer buys and considers value is never a product. It is always utility, that is, what a product does for him.”
So the first lesson of value that I learnt is that value is that what you sell (products and service) and is not what your customers buy (utility and value). You may grossly misunderstand what business you are in if you see your business through the product lens. It is a myth that “If you build a better mousetrap the world will beat a path to your door.” Customers don’t want mousetraps. They want to get rid of mice. While you may be busy building a better mousetrap, the customers may simply get themselves a good house cat!
In the case of Lafarge Cement, they understood that their real business was actually helping customers complete their construction projects and not selling bags of cement. At the end of the day, no one wants to buy cement; they want to build a house or a bridge or a road. They are looking for a solution. And thus was born a revolutionary idea – “The Lafarge Home Building Center”. Charles Revson, founder of Revlon, echoed the same idea when he famously observed, “In the factories, we make cosmetics. In the departmental stores, we sell hope.”

2. Value is Opaque
If value is actually defined by customers, you need to get inside their hearts and minds to really understand it. Needless to say, this is a very difficult task. As Drucker notes “What is value for the customer? Is anything but obvious?” Quantifying value is difficult, because we don’t understand customers, customers don’t understand themselves, and we don’t speak their language.
We simply don’t speak the customer’s language. Let us look at a hypothetical situation. If you were conducting a research on attributes that customers would consider important while buying a HDTV (high-definition television), do you think “aspect ratio” would be considered an important parameter? My guess is, “NO”. In case you are wondering what is aspect ratio, well, it’s a term used to define that HDTV screens are more rectangular than other regular TV screens, with a length-to-width ratio of 16:9 instead of 4:3 forregular TV. Confused? Well, I’m sure customers too will be and this feature would not score very highly in your research. Realise this: the average customers do not understand techno-speak. Try this. If you were to reword your description of aspect ratio to “cinema-like wide screen”, do you think they would rate it highly? Bingo! You have them right where you want them to be. They are suddenly interested.
To make value transparent, you must realise that you are not the customer. The first principle of customer research is: “I have met the customer and he is not me.” Develop empathy with customers by walking in their shoes and feeling their pain. It is a good idea to spend a few days in the life of your consumers to understand their hopes, fears, problems and ambitions.

3. Value is Contextual
Value, like beauty, lies in the eyes of the beholder. So, it is irrelevant to talk about the value of a product without knowing the context in which the product will be evaluated, bought and used. Context has three dimensions: the end user, the end-use situation and the environment.
Customer assessment of value will be a function of who they are, what they want to do and the environment in which they live and work. For example, a mother choosing a digital camera to take pictures of her child may value ease of use and convenience in a camera. A professional photographer, however, may emphasise image quality, resolution and advanced controls. Hence the expression, “Different strokes for different folks.” This is the essence of customer segmentation – identify groups of customers who have similar needs and priorities and who, therefore, will tend to respond similarly to your offerings.

4. Value is 3D
A common myth in marketing is that customers choose products purely based on superior features and functions. While functional value is important, it is only one of the three dimensions of value. Besides functional value, customers also consider emotional and economic value.
Emotional value is the psychological value that a customer derives from owning, using and buying a product. Economic value, though, is what the product is worth in terms of time and money.
Consider the value proposition of an Apple Power Book. According to Apple, the benefits of the Power Book are its powerful processor, bright screen, expandability and flexibility. But to close a sale, Apple must also demonstrate economic value of a Power Book – improved productivity for end users as well as GUI application developers. As far as the emotional value of owning an Apple product goes, well, just ask an Apple user and he will tell you.
Functional value is a good starting point but we need to translate it into economic value and develop emotional appeal, which make the product far more sustainable.

5. Value is a Trade-off
Value is defined as the perceived worth of something in relation to the total cost that customers pay for it. In fact, it is a trade-off between the total benefits that customers get and the total cost they incur. So, in effect, there are two ways of increasing customer value: either increase the total benefits you offer or reduce the customer’s cost. It is important to understand that the purchase cost is only one element of the customer’s total cost. We need to look at his total cost of ownership (TCO) and evaluate it to the benefits offered.
Sometimes, customers may themselves not be aware of the hidden costs of using a product. Imagine a conversation between a pharmaceutical company CEO and asupplier of plastic. Now, suppose the plastic supplier is trying to get the CEO switch to plastic bottles instead of the regular glass bottles. What is the first thing that the CEO would say? “Are your plastic bottles cheaper?” A classic case of the customer not seeing the TCO. The smart plastic supplier will try and show him his TCO of glass bottles and how plastic can add more value. First of all, plastic weighs less compared to glass, so the transportation cost would be lower. Secondly, plastic is not fragile, so breakage loss would be lower. Thirdly, plastic bottles would save on labelling cost as you can print directly on plastic bottles. Fourthly, you can deliver plastic more frequently and in small batches, thereby reducing inventory-holding cost. And, finally, the production line would be run faster as there is no breakage. As the example suggests, there are several hidden costs in using glass bottles and the CEO was not even aware of them. To accurately assess value trade-off, you must make sure that customers see the full picture of benefits as well as costs.

6. Value is Relative
Customers always evaluate value relative to available alternatives, particularly the next best alternative. Some management gurus call this the customers’ “Best Available Substitute or Equivalent” or BASE. Customers always have a BASE, even if you don’t think you have viable competitors. If you don’t know your customers’ BASE, you will never know the frame of reference they use to make buying decisions.
Customers can use a variety of BASEs to evaluate your product. This could be competition; it could also be your own product if you are trying to sellupgrades or new versions of your own product. Status quo can be a BASE too.
Doing nothing is always an option. And it is often a fairly attractive option as it entails less risk.
So whenever you think of value, you need to think of who or what you are up against, because this is the frame of reference that your customer uses to evaluate your value proposition.
Firms that adopt the value mindset think differently about the customers whom they focus on, the value proposition that they create for their customers, the growth strategy that they employ, the way they organise their marketing and sales organisation, and the way they measure and reward success. Broadly, we need to move from a product mindset to a customer-value mindset.
In stormy economic seas, value can serve as an anchor by reminding you that every initiative you engage in should be grounded in a clearly articulated customer value proposition. If you focus relentlessly on defining value as customers do, designing your offering based on what customers value, and measuring your performance in terms of value that customers experience, you will be well on your way to creating successful customer relationships.

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

nice one!!!

A small story on self Appraisal, Enjoy it!

A little boy went into a drug store, reached for a soda carton and pulled it over to the telephone. He climbed onto the carton so that he could reach the buttons on the phone and proceeded to punch in seven digits.
The store-owner observed and listened to the conversation:The boy asked, "Lady, Can you give me the job of cutting your lawn?" The woman replied, "I already have someone to cut my lawn.""Lady, I will cut your lawn for half the price of the person who cuts your lawn now." replied boy.The woman responded that she was very satisfied with the person who was presently cutting her lawn.
The little boy found more perseverance and offered, "Lady, I'll even sweep your curb and your sidewalk, so on Sunday you will have the prettiest lawn in all of North Palm Beach, Florida."Again the woman answered in the negative. With a smile on his face, the little boy replaced the receiver.
The store-owner, who was listening to all this, walked over to the boy and said, "Son... I like your attitude; I like that positive spirit and would like to offer you a job."The little boy replied, "No thanks, I was just checking my performance and the job I already have. I am the one who is working for that lady, I was talking to !"

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

An awesome piece of work 4 cancer awareness in women, it says,
"the fastest growin cancer among women is not what u think."
its about throat cancer.......

some rockin pics

is this a punishment given to them???????


vvvvvvvvvvrrrrrrrrrrooooooommmmmmmmmmmm......

ouch!! that hurts...

a fridge like that????????!!!!!!!!!
Dream come true, man.......





really kick ass... this one was durin world cup futbol, 2006...
For those who didnt get this; in the backdrop theres a temple where people have removed their shoes....

The Creative guy 4 this one has guts; to come up with something controversial like this..........